2. You meet the mailman at the curb and swear he said YOU'VE GOT MAIL.
3. You sign off and your screen says you were on for 6 days and 45 minutes.
4. You fall asleep, but instead of dreams you get IMs.
5. Tech support calls YOU for help.
6. You say "he he he he" or "heh heh heh" instead of laughing.
7. You say "SCROLL UP" when someone asks what it was you said.
8. You wake up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom and check your e-mails on the way back to bed.
9. You talk on the phone with the same person you are e-mailing.
10. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.